
So...Anthony was watching the pups, I was not at home. Anthony went to the bathroom, leaving Tula unattended on the bed in the bedroom. On the dresser, I seemed to have left my very sexy mouthgaurd (I GRIND, OK???). Anthony came out of the closed door bathroom, to a very innocent looking Tula on the family room rug. With my mouthguard, perfectly placed in her mouth, as a mouth gaurd, with a priceless look on her face to say "what mouthgaurd?". Too bad the camera was not nearby.
It's currently being bleached, burned over open flame, sanitized, dishwashed, autoclaved, boiled, steamed and disinfected before going back in my mouth.
She eats poop, people.